The Yagyu family is ordered to train a mischievous pet monkey for the shogun's relative. As day by day,Kyubei and the monkey become close to each other,however their time did not last.


In order to curb a pet monkey’s behaviour so he can pass it on to a relative, the Shogun entrusts the Yagyu with its training who put Kyubei in charge. The monkey however doesn’t have a name and has a nasty habit of flinging its poop at any one who he thinks is insulting him, and of course Gintoki becomes the prime target for this when Kyubei meets Otae and the Yorozuya for help. As for the name after a few suggestions Kagura throws out Balmung Fezalion, the name of a young hero who battles against his father the Demon Emperor and later becomes Kaiser Fakinaway, and Otae takes it further by suggesting Isaac Schneider, his twin brother and polar opposite who found out about his father’s evil plot but instead went and formed a band with Balmung. After much debate its finally decided that the monkey will be known as “Jugem Jugem Shit-Tossing the Life of Shin-chan’s Two-Day-Old Underwear Balmung Fezalion Isaac Schneider 1/3 True Love 2/3 Hangnail Anxiety Betrayal Knows My Name Or Does It Really Ignore Calls Squid Dogfish Halibut Trout Cod Dogfish This Is a Different Dogfish, I’m Talking About The Dogfish Shark Kaluga Angler Ray Yuuteimiyaoukimukou Pepepepepepepepepepepepe Runny Diarrhea” (like hell I’m typing that more than I have to). However even with a name the monkey doesn’t drop it’s habit of flinging it’s poop, so Kyubei takes up training it with a mask of Gintoki’s face and as time progresses it stops and the two of them become the best of friends. The time soon comes in which she will have to hand the monkey back since she was only meant to train it, so her retainer Toujo goes to the Yorozuya for help with breaking the news to her, fearing that she would hate him if he did it and being jealous of the monkey. But as he was asking them to do this for him, Kyubei appears behind him having heard it all and while she doesn’t really show it by putting on a tough front, she appears heartbroken and the two of them can barely sleep in different rooms. And the next day she and her family pass the monkey on to its new owner.



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